So, I’ve been scouring the internet looking for that magical remote job with flexible hours that lets you work whenever your pet rock demands attention. Is anyone out there actually landing gigs where "flexible hours" means I can crack open a Kombucha at midnight or take power naps at noon without the boss giving me a virtual glare? Or is “flexible” just a fancy way to say “we’re open Monday through Friday, 9 to 5, but feel free to email us if you're bored”? Any leads on positions where my work schedule isn’t just a myth whispered about between pajama-clad freelancers would be much appreciated.